I say the only proper way
to hang a toilet roll
is to the front, but some folks won't
to even save their soul.
Now stubborness is something what
a lot of folks has got,
but logically you gotta see
that this here guy has not.
Whoever had invented it
He must have had to say,
That's how I had intended it,
so hang it RIGHT today!.
Now men are very logical
you women must admit,
and half the time we men must stand
though women always sit.
So if you find the seat not down,
don't have a tizzy fit.
Don't look at us with such a frown.
INSTRUCTIONS WEREN'T WRIT!!!
Bernard Gluck