Hoppy and Flip (Oriental Fire-bellied toads in my terrarium)
Hoppy's such a horny toad!
'Tho he is not that kind
Seems that it is SEX, SEX, SEX
That's all that's on his mind.
He keeps on jumping partner Flip
On whom he starts in squeezin'
It doesn't matter he's a male
He doesn't need a reason.
He ought to take a sex-ed class
To tell the toads apart
He cannot tell a guy from lass;
He's stupid from the start.
But Flip is saying, None of this!
And makes a quick escape
I'm not about to tolerate
A blatant case of rape!
I guess one cannot fault a toad
For looking for a mate
He's hopping down ole Nature's road
To try to propagate.
Bernard Gluck