If you would like to hear this, press one.
If you've nothing to do, press two.
Remember this is all free,
So go ahead, press three.
I know you;ve heard this message before.
So to continue, press number four.
We've gone this far, your still alive.
Please go ahead, press number five.
Look how we've progressed with no tricks
Please go ahead, press number six.
Now that you've gone this high and feel like heaven,
Keep on going, press number seven.
When you get to the pearly gate,
Just remember, press number eight.
Everything so far is just fine
You might as well press number nine.
Now we come to number ten
Wait, there is no number ten.
What? Press the star?
And we'll start again?
Marvin Simon