I'm not big on formality
but please don't use my nasty name
I'm your pal, your friend, BD,
and don't deserve that tag of shame.
One little thing, that sure bugs me,
although I know you are my boss.
Your lady friend, you must agree
is someone you're afraid to cross.
She doesn't like, my hug and kiss
and meanly stands upon my toes.
And when I sniff, this irate miss
she slaps me on my tendered nose.
And when she yells, Hey, punish him!
I hear polite your monologue
but summon me, with acronym,
I hate it when you say Bad Dog!
Gerald Bosacker