All hail to the poetical copper
A rhymer of words and a mighty crime stopper
The bard in the blue out patrolling the street
Always providing a rhyme on the beat
Nothing can rival the great crime defeater
But just you watch out 'cause he might check your meter
Whether its murder or you've lost your purse
He will track down the culprit, and do it in verse
He might pull you over but abstain from violence
While asking to look at your artistic license
From haiku to sonnet, he surely ain't dim, Eric
But if it is needed he'll drop in a limerick
So shout hip hooray and please give us more sir
We are all mighty glad for the 'lore' enforcer
Peter McDonald