What in Hell have you been doin'
All these years, my friend Don Juan?
Have you and Casanova fights
About the girl-and-gambling rights?
Or have you merged and built bordellos
For the pleasure of your fellows?
What of Satan, fallen giant;
Is he boss, or merely client?
Seems to me that there in Hades
Amateurs among the ladies
Hanging out on every street
Wouldn't let the pros compete,
And all the cash that there is there
Would be the stash from Charon's fare.
So once again I ask, Don Juan,
What in Hell have you been doin'?
(I know it's Hwahn. I like to kid
As much as old Lord Byron did.)
Tad Lawson