A lass not wed who shares her bed
May soon have worries myriad
Within her mind
If she should find
She's somehow missed her .
If you have had colostomy
It needs no sage nor solon
To tell you that you
Must now make do
With just a ;
Cops, it's best, when you arrest,
To stop and carefully frisk.
Don't be a fool
It's most uncool
Your only *
A speaker may pause simply because
He wants to increase the drama.
But his speech will be hash
If he pauses a --
When all that he needs is a ,
Tad Lawson